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Preggo Pack Milestone Cards

Preggo Pack Milestone Cards

$29.95

Seriously Milestones latest and greatest - the preggo pack!

Because you won't care later that you were 20 weeks, you'll be more interested in when you could no longer see your private parts...

Pack includes:

Shit Just Got Real (I'm up the duff)
I can no longer see past my guts
I LOVE it when strangers rub my belly
Baby Brain
First Stretch Marks
So much new body hair
I can no longer do up my shoelaces
I need to pee every 5 minutes
My normal clothes don't fit anymore
I sneezed...enough said
Everything makes me want to spew
Somebody get this kid out of me!
Apparently I'm not the right size for my dates
Heart Burn
I'm SO tired
Seriously Hormonal
Craving
I know it's me, but it's hot in here
Hello cankles!

$1 from each pack sold will be donated to the Stillbirth Foundation of Australia.

And, as always, designed and printed in Australia.